OUR HERO
Our Hero, Carrot Sinclair, was grown in the Kandahar region of Afghanistan.
He was raised in a family of mixed vegetables, a globetrotting clan that spent
some years on every continent of earth.
From childhood, Carrot showed an aptitude for adventure - a defender against
bullies (despite his slender physique), a climber of mountains and digger in
molehills and founder of the Explorer's Club at the Institut De Rhubay in
Bern, Switzerland - and for languages, becoming versed in Pashto, Konkani,
Cantonese, Japanese, German, French before reaching vegadulthood.
He matriculated to Haricot University where - after a few scrapes with the
school administration and local law enforcement that nearly had him
permanently expelled (some colorful Latinate graffito experiments, a mass
liberation of feral brussel sprouts from the university testing labs, and a winter
collegiate Olympiad streaking incident best forgotten) - he discovered a passion
for archeology, which led him into graduate and then doctoral studies. He became
known for a voracious love of ancient knowledge and culture, boisterous and
hearty with laughter amongst any manner of person who lacked pretension…
and a notorious gadfly in academic circles.
After receiving his doctorate in Archeology, he ankled the University that formally
trained him (and tangled a smooth path to tenure) and disappeared from academia
for a decade. He became a figure of rumor and apocryphal tales - stories of a stint
in a Russian prison, the restoration of a 6th Century BC millstone to its original
location (despite it being on display at a museum in London not one month previous
and reported missing) in a coastal village parish in Portofino, Italy and a cobbled
together yarn (that grew longer and more elaborate with each telling) involving a
Japanese princess, a Shaolin Monk, a Belgian Monk and a paramilitary collection
of brassicas from South Africa - but little confirmed beyond biannual publications in
peer reviewed journals.
He made a surprise return to his alma mater for a 10th year reunion and took up a
scholar in residence position with light teaching duties. He was well loved by his
students and a vocal minority of his fellow staff.
But adventure on the horizon… always beckoned him close once more.
